Last night i was so high that i came home and did a taste test of every vitamin water and wrote theyre grade down on paper.
I mean i stumbled out of the club yelling at random people" I"M GOING TO TEACH YOUR KIDS SOMEDAY!!"
And thats what homeschooling is for
He went into the alley to piss and came back a minute later with a case of Bud Select. I'm speechless.
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
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Since i didn't have a condom I told him to use jump ship method, I think I was overly invested in my sailor costume this year.
Okay good. I don't want another mom thinking I got their daughter pregnant.
But apparently I got kicked in the head by a stripper at some point
I slept with him that night and I'm not sure if my lack of enthusiasm was obvious but I found him eating ice cream in the bathtub the next morning. Mom will be so proud.
I have 7 papers to write and I already bought gas station ice cream in my pjs and questioned whether or not a beer float was a thing.
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So the guy I hooked up with during welcome week just tried to booty call me from across the lecture hall at 9am. I don't think he gets how this works...
I'M CUDDLING WITH MY CAT AND THAT GUY SENT ME A DICK PIC. UNANNOUNCED DICK PICS ARE TERRIFYING AND MY CAT WILL NEVER BE THE SAME
I'm not sorry for loving America more than everyone else
I have no reason to put on pants anymore. This is my new reality.
She was hammered and showed her gay best mate a pic of my cock, his response was "I fucked the wrong brother"
On a side note apparently my brother is gay
If I have put a neon “vacancy” sign on my skirt for him to get the picture I will.
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