Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
You didn't have enough money so you tried to convince the cashier that "four dollar foot long" rolled off the tongue better. Stop drinking. Immediately.
I was in the shower, he came in, had me give him a blow job, and left. I'm pretty sure I was just booty called. While taking a shower.
More or less binge drinking as a giant grape seemed justified
I ripped the door frame off last night too. Just remembered.
She gave me what I will now dub a "hurricane sandy". Loud, wet and sloppy BJ that made me want to stay home and complain about shit on the Internet
Bro, I just googled 36 year old pussy so when I do see it I won't be shocked.
tried to chug a glass full of ice cubes. went better then expected.
So your brother is gay after all... Just caught him making out with my brother... Apparently he's gay too
We took her out for fresh air and next thing we knew, she was stumbling around the backyard picking dead leaves up off the ground and putting them in her shirt to "save them".
I'm still working on figuring out my birthday blowjob schedule. I'd love to just have all three of them get in there but I get the feeling they wouldn't like that.
Yeeeaahhh, I'm in no rush to dismiss a level 6 booty-call that pays my bar tabs and understands my Harry Potter obsession.
Word my sister pulled through for me and brought vodka shooters for the plane. its about to be a sloppy 4 hours
I got horny for like a second but the eggplant snapped me out of it
Ya can’t just go throwing accusations around about someone pooping their pants without some hard evidence
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