Midget sex pt 2 tonight
I spilled a beer on myself, so I went back to my place to change. The city marshall was at my door with a warrant. That beer cost me 760 bucks.
Its about making memories worth repressing
Keeping hand sanitizer and lube in the same drawer in the same size bottle = awful idea
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u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
I may be new to bar life, but full on grabbing my vag shouldn't happen...anywhere.
I GOT A VENDING MACHINE FOR OUR LIVING ROOM
If court goes my way we are flying to Vegas.
Just got outta the drunk tank! Happy 21st birthday!
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Weed is now completely legal in Colorado and Washington. I repeat weed is now legal! I'm putting a deposit down on a house as we speak.
ROADTRIP.
The instructions say refer to specific course material, but I'm in no mood to reopen this awful book that caused me so many lost hours of drinking.
Yeah FUCK THAT NOISE
Dad's already had 6 Zionist conspiracy rants and moms trying to detect any "dark energies" in my soul. You have 4 days before you return to this shit: ENJOY THEM
I need to go back to work. I've had so much sex since the shutdown started. last night we tried and a little flag came out saying "nothing is left in here try a week later"
God if that man would just have sex with me every time I got mad life would be so much easier...
I just wish he would stop trying to bring his emotional baggage into our sexual relationship.
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