Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
i messed up with two guys last night...one i pranked and left the phone on..the other one i went crazy on trying to be his girlfriend after four jagermeister shots...
I just spent an hour correcting all the grammar and spelling of all the 2pac songs on my ipod
I wish straight boys touched me the way gay boys do.
you know it's time to start studying when you've procrastinated to the point where you're reading your roommate's ex-boyfriend's wall posts from 2006.
My lips are sealed. Both pairs.
How do I explain the handcuffs and tanning goggles on our living room floor? There's rope too. The cats love the rope.
My boss just told me not to come back to work if I decide to drink. Challenge accepted.
NOLA update. Went to Corey Smith at the house of blues last night. Drank PBR and took lots of shots of Jack. Too drunk, cabbed it to the hotel and fell asleep while having sex. Not my finest moment. Now I'm in court. I can't wait to be your attorney.
There's no way I'm ready for marriage. I have too many pics of other guys' junk on my phone for an eternal commitment right now.
I emailed the police apartment to apologize to the officer from last night. I practically threw a hissy fit because he wouldn't hug me.
It was "against protocol"
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
You know what id love more than anything right now? ..a back rub while eating biscuits and gravy
But seriously, I love having sex with you and simultaneously know I never wanna date you.
Apparently someone was hiding in a storm drain dressed as Pennywise from it and offering passersby free penis enlargement pills.
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