# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
Why is there a living, breathing cow on your front porch?
you yelled then hung up at the girl on information bc she could not pinpoint your location and tell you how to get to dennys
She told me she couldnt give me head last night because she was running out of listerine
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
just got drunk at a party with Christmas themed solo cups.. holidays are officially here.
dude, showing up drunk to physics was the best idea ever. I just tripled my participation for the semester. I love st pattys day
I've never had a woman show me her venereal disease results in a bar before.
We had sex in the ocean but the tide took our clothes away too. Its no fun walking back to the dorm wearing only a beach blanket between you.
I'll probably just close my eyes and point to a random name. That will be my vote.
I just realised how much we're failing the women's suffrage movement right now.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
This is what we get for YOLOing our way to obesity
I'm about to take my 7th shot and I have to to go to dinner with my grandma in an half hour. What is my life.
I air guitared a man's prosthetic leg on the bar to Bruce Springsteen. That's how it's going
I don't know what she looks like but I'm pretty sure she has a pussy.
Did we do drunk science last night? There's tequila in the test tubes...
Made it to the top o the stairs ALIVE YES FUCJ YOU GRAVITY
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