ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
It's really too bad Cosmo doesn't have "What To Do When You've Drunkenly Sucked His Dick and He Doesn't Text You Back" article.
Like reprimanding the wall for "sneaking up on me" drunk
Tell me you remember me getting a tampon from the girl throwing up in the next stall
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It's only been a week and i've already broken my no summer randoms rule twice.
His kisses tasted like beef jerky and captain morgan. I'm pretty sure I came before he even took my clothes off.
Yeah we can't find him. He left a note saying he left and isn't that drunk with what appears to be an attempt at the quadratic formula for proof. He also wrote down his number and left his phone by the note
Please put me in a whole with no windows and never let me out.
Bring one of those heart stabber things in case you go into shock. I'll jab you.
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I saw a picture of my dad holding my legs in a kegstand. Town festival=success.
how the hell were we supposed to out run the cops in a bus?
I'm having post-experience "why didn't I fuck her in a public bathroom" regrets
I don't really want to talk about it, but if anyone finds my unicorn mask with my bra in it, I would really like that back.
the amount of 23-year-old guys who have seen me naked is starting to get a little worrying
I slept with six men with different nationalities this week. Who says I'm not a woman of culture?
Randomize