it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
i wish i could watch tv and lissten to music at the same time...but still understand both
i think otters can do that
In America we eat man semen.
You guys need to get along, there is no need for a pissing contest...We're all fucking each others ex's.
I think "I actually like giving blow jobs better" qualifies her as a keeper
They're re-releasing Titanic in 3-D. Can I interest you in a joint venture to create the greatest drinking game of all time? I think yes
What happens at the gay bar stays at the gay bar. Except that I sold my panties for $100. People should know that.
But you can still look for dick after you find Jesus.
I think I may be the only girl in the world that can say she has fallen asleep grasping a penis..... 3 different times...... 3 different penises
I have nothing to say other than the obvious 'we probably shouldn't have done that' and the less obvious 'i think you bruised my labia major' ...?
This time last year I was crying in a church parking lot without shoes or a bra, so the years can only go up from here
I spent two entire hours explaining to a guy why I wouldn't make out with him. How was your night?
I left the party 20 min ago..just thought i would tell you so you wouldnt think i fell in the lake again
I covered the puke with a shingle there's not many chunks. I think it will blend quickly.
By the way, you're like fucking spiderman. I've never seen someone climb out of a car window that fast and eloquently.
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