Instead of centeral air we are getting a margaritaville machine. Thought you would enjoy our logic
he has been on a 2 week bender, has been homeless for a week and a half, and leaves for madagascar in 2 days. Do we worry or is that normal?
and then the entire party sang the national anthem a capella around the keg.
Saw someone get laid in the bathroom no one was wearing shoes and I had a parrot on my shoulder...I never want to leave this bar
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Do you know what's great about Canada?..... There will always be a Tim Hortons on my walk of shame route
Oh just chilling alone with a stranger baby while everyone else clambakes the bathroom. Probation is the reason there is bad things in the world.
We just don't discuss our relationships. It's pretty much like we're single no matter what to each other. And I'm okay with that. ¯\\(ツ)/¯
and than he said 'I did amateur porn for a while' and I just knew tinder did not fail me this time
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
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I just bout myself an edible arrangement for myself and had it delivered to work. I even wrote myself a note. This is a new low for me.
he told me he didn't like my name so he was going to call me Casey instead
His eyefucking isn't even normal eyefucking; it's eye anal.
This is the worst drive ever. Im hungry, hungover, i gotta shit so bad, and the only radio station im getting clearly is playing alvin and the chipmunks christmas songs
I'm pretty sure she tried to draw a self portrait out of her vomit. Then you tried to help, but passed out in the vomit.
Well... Chad blew off half of his hand last night. We were able to find most of it.
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