Its like Laser Tag, but more fun because it ends in sex
i am YELPING strip clubs. This is interesting.
i feel like our whole relationship was one big acid trip
please just be careful, i just switched my facebook status to "in a relationship", i would look really pathetic if i had to change it back to "single" already
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she asked me which thongs i though her boyfriend would like best. fuck the friend zone
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
My addiction to golf is getting out of hand....I just caught myself swinging my dick like a putter while peeing.
OH HAPPY DAYS YOU'RE BOTH GINGERS YOU'LL REPRODUCE YOUR OWN KIND
He wouldn't let me ride him with a Ninja Turtles hat on...
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I don't remember... but puking on the bar sounds like me.
My roommate just caught me cleaning a tostitos queso jar with my hand and eating it. He didn't judge. Bonding moment.
He started french braiding my hair while I was blowing him. The question is not why, but how.
I do remember that in my dream I wasn't impressed with his dick.
Can't tell if it's the drugs or science magic, but I *THINK* that mouse just turned into a squirrel.
I woke up with a pube in my teeth...I'm disturbed cause we're both clean shaven
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