stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
he came and i only had my diet coke to rinse.. can you say coke float?
This better be legit desert and not your penis alamode
I will always remember today as the day I narrowly escaped having to touch a tiny penis
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he's definitely still old enough to be your dad. even your grandfather, if you come from a line of juvenile delinquents
too late I already started a fight with someone named luscious
Do you miss the park or do you miss us having sex in public?
Tried to shave my legs but the rug burn on my knees from last night got in the way.
You're doing screenings before you set me up again- no child sized dicks allowed.
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I just changed all my morning alarms to wake me up with different Jesse McCartney songs telling me I'm beautiful. Would you believe I'll be 25 this year?
I guess you never know how much of an impact you have on someone until you sleep with their cousin
Also that boy who jizzed in me wearing Cowboy boots and a plaid shirt snapped me at 4 am and said "I owe you a dinner. Sorry"
Dude, I need a fuckin wingman and this could finally make us eskimo brothers, how can you pass that up?
Im crying watching 9/11 footage eating spray can cheese in my pajamas.
She fucked a bartender in a closed Applebee’s and has the nerve to call me easy
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