Ok never mind. Thought i pooped my pants for a second. False alarm.
i'm so high i feel like the people i'm chatting with online can some how see that i'm naked.
Remeber, hes got nothing better to offer you than drunk words and hairy balls.
I think i'm just gonna start shot-gunning everything that comes in can form.
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Julian told me all the fish in his pond died and he didn't know when or how. I didn't have the heart to tell him he drunkenly peed in the pond on Saturday as everyone cheered him on.
He gets a blow job and all I get is a huge scar on my arm ... how is this fair?
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
15 year-old stoners have those problems. we're college students dude. dont be like that...
When a guy wants to eat something off you and then comes back with microwaved strudel and custard, back the fuck out. I have apple-chunk burns on my tits.
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ok I know you arent happy with the way we ended but paying someone to pass me an STD is TOTALLY FUCKED!!!
My liver is fucking rocky. Get knocked down 7 times and gets up 8. World champ
Wait. We seriously played strip beer pong at the bar last night. Who said I never came up with good ideas
I feel as though I look like a mom with a substance abuse problem
You are an awesome peach made of glitter.
I'm constantly crying, and now I start crying every time I masturbate which is a fun development.
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