and pubic hair rears its ugly head again
Just saw cops pull over the ice cream truck. What a dick
I no longer question where these bruises come from... between the strip pole in the living room, the slipnslide in the hallway and our constant level of intoxication I will always be bruised...
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
He is juggling broken glass botttles, I think its time to cut him off...
Random Survey Question: If things start getting serious with this cop, do I have to stop doing coke?
Oh Julie took your pants off last night, I put your pajama bottoms on, and Rachel took your bra off. It takes a village.
Toppless hop-scotch needs to become a competitive sport
I'm to sober to make life ruining decisions and alcohol is to expensive at this bar for me to fear that level of drunk happening
just put a ruler in a cup trying to measure how much ivve had to drink..... God help me
Putting plan B on my parents credit card wasn't the smartest idea
We keep making plans but he keeps getting arrested. Such a tease
So you can now add nose to my list of places that cum has gone that it shouldn't...
God does not give you boobs that amazing to not share them with your friends
I'm hungover from the 8pm vodka and still drunk from the 5am beer.
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