He finally told me that he's married. I guess it doesn't really matter.
you cant keep talent like that locked up in a relationship
I just had someone I don't even know on Facebook message me saying it seems like I drink too much and should slow down.
Whoever brought the pigeon, please come and remove it from my living room.
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I just threw up every bad decision and it hurts
also i think i should join the bone marrow registration when im sober
Apparently from about 3-5AM I was consoling that crying stripper about her life choices.
At least I will not still be rolling when I pick up this animal. Thats a good development in five years
Day drinking is so dangerous way too many construction workers out there to flirt with
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I think a girl on my floor is watching zombie porn. There is literally no other description for the noise coming from her room.
i just remember sliding through the snow and yelling i love america before puking on the oncoming cars
Your dick is going to fall off. Be careful or you'll get callouses. A workingman's dick.
I smoked then listened to a voicemail from my mom...I ended up yelling at my phone cause she wasn't answering me. Forgot it was a recording.
Your english degree would kill itself if it could read that text.
maybe a couloe typos.. noooooooooo big deal
I forget how to act sober
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