Being alone has allowed me to flourish into a complete weirdo
i think i would be perfectly content if, on my deathbed, i could look back on a life that didn't have any fisting in it
i think 'regret' was last night's theme. i could taste it in my mouth and woke up next to it.
i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
At barnes & noble, drinking beer out of thermoses, lookin legit.
Jake just asked if thanksgiving was an american thing...I left the table
I want to see you in more than a weed delivering capacity
mom brought her knitting needles with her. its bad enough to be in the ER on new years, but to be with the knitting parent!?
I Know I'm the drunk girl in the trunk right now, BUT PLEASE LISTEN TO ME!
Im drinking in homer but I guess Egan got arrestest on an "assault by water ballon" charge but tom actually threw the water balloon in question at the bartender.
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
Anddon't worry about me I have my Darth Vader flashlight
It must be love. I'm deleting my porn for him.
They also submitted to my demands for pizza
I'm like a bad decision making factory. I need to sit down and have a chat with my decision making elves.
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