super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
What should i be more turned off about... his massive collection of condoms or that he asked me to sign my name by number 68 on the list posted on his wall?
I think the two go hand in hand.
like in an apt above a crackhead. A LEGIT CRACKHEAD. he woke me up every morning this week asking me if I wanted to buy a mini fridge and some CDs. at 5 am. EVERY DAY.
Did you leave your blow razor here? I need it for crafts.
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All I could think about when I saw her was that she could be the mother of my future first round draft picks
I figure hes like disneyworld. You know youre only going once or twice in life. Might as well have fun and ride the rides
Totally forgot Mike has only one ball. Is it sad I'm excited to see it? Or shall I say the lack of it?
He always finds the good stuff. He's like a truffle pig for bud.
Plus, it's just valuable. Virgin pee is very well-priced.
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Also, yes, I look pretty rough. But my ovaries fought back this morning so getting dressed decently was not a priority.
There are more dirty dishes in my bed then in the kitchen. Have I lost at life?
I lost the back to your old name tag last night in a girls shirt. It got me a view of some titties though, I guess in some way you're still doing your brotherly deeds
"YOU A2TE UNDERAGE LOL" Got that at 2am. Gotta stop dating alcoholics.
His name was Dragon. For real. How do you not sleep with a Dragon? Don't judge me.
That is priceless. You walk into her house, fuck her husband and demand Chinese food. Your an inspiration to us all.
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