Well, what part of "I've heard she has crabs" didn't you take into consideration?
she reminds me of the kind of girl who'd fuck in church if you asked. I can dig it.
Just so we're on the same page, we cannot have been the first people to have ever thought about shooting that guy with crossbow
I don't know if it's lucky or if it really just makes my tits look THAT good, but I've never NOT gotten laid with this bra on
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the gays at disneyland are vicious
we passed out in our seats at the game for about 3innings. I guess they showed it on the big screen. nap n rally!
I was mid-sentence and you stopped me and said, "Yeah.. for my vaginas sake, I'm gonna need you to stop talking right now."
My favorite part was screaming to all my life by kc and jojo and just horribly failing
I smoked that joint really fast and now I'm so high I'm crawling around on all 4 giving my dogs piggie back rides pretending its the macy day parade for dogs and I'm their giant human float.
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I woke up to my bra draped over his lamp and a huge bump on my head. apparently, I face planted while having sex in the shower..
Update: that felon in Georgia I slept with is now a police officer. What a wonderful world
Btw had an awesome time last night. Found some blood on my shirt and ear but I'll chalk it up to the tequila shots.
I woke up with the gnarliest cold/hangover combo
Thats what u get when u have butt ass naked rooftop sex at night in december
Worth it.
Jesus Christ, it's not like going swimming. You don't have to wait 20 minutes after you eat to suck a dick
I crawled to the bathroom this morning there were cornpops scattered on the floor? What was I doing last night?
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