I told them you could toss a salad like wolfgang puck
I am assuming I was his dirty Mardi Gras mistake and I can live with that
our conversations pretty much only consist of the phrase 'fuck you'. and the sex is fantastic. we've got a great thing going here.
I could of sworn you were praying in the strip club.
It's gay pride weekend and Father's day.. So in honor of the occassions I am now BI
It's that whole "half Japanese, half asshole" thing. My brother and I have found that people really go for that
It's def pee. WHY DO I PEE ON THINGS WHEN I DRINK TEQUILA
I just went through the Wendy's drive thru only wearing a towel. My life has hit an all time low
The multiple male orgasm is a real thing. I've seen it. I've caused it. I called him a unicorn.
That pizza at 1 am literally tasted like I was eating an angel
He showed me his scar from his appendix surgery. It was educational and fun....
I apparently got up in the middle of the night after fucking him and started looking for you under piles of his clothing
The groom's brother was an accomplishment. Then I remembered he was also the officiant. Check and check.
I'm hosting my annual valentine's day party tomorrow with every hookup I've ever had. thoughts on how it will turn out ??
I don’t know how you celebrated 4/20 but I set a Payless trash can on fire
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