I think I can smell my own vagina right now
I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
had a convo with my professor before class while peeing... new level of awkward or a breakthrough in our relationship? i feel like there is no longer a professional boundary.
I returned the dress. When they asked for the reason for return I said, 'I don't deserve to wear white'.
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can your parents tell?
i just had a cookie in one hand and a phone in the other and tried to eat my phone...they know
I miss the days when all my weekends consisted of were 69 and crunchwraps
I don't know if it's lucky or if it really just makes my tits look THAT good, but I've never NOT gotten laid with this bra on
I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
I'm going to do lines of vitamin c I cannot be sick for halloween
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There is a girl in my drunk limo who hasn't seen an uncircumcised penis. Hook me up with a picture.
It's almost like a boob-text, but it's not. Because it was live. And you were showing a bunch of people.
I'm sorry, you're actually right. Ostrich racing happens, and they're ridden like a horse. Bewildered and distraught.
Your mother may get texts again about women putting dog food up their vaginas and asking for it to be licked.
Maybe she'll change her mind but the "go fuck yourself" doesn't seem promising
Well I'm over here squandering a fabulous hair day and radiant complexion
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