i'm signing you up for texting rehab
sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
If I die and they 'assume' it's natural causes, just go with it.
You better have your party panties on Saturday!
Why only Saturday?
Well I have an AA meeting Sat morning so I'm going to try to take it easy Fri.
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Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
the orgasm was like being thrown to the other end of reality, so getting a nosebleed from it wasnt too upsetting at that point
I just woke up naked clutching a Taco Bell bag.
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
I have located the smell of the stripper and narrowed it down to 3 girls in class
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Nobody is here, I still yelled for someone to make me some toast. That my dear is commitment to doing nothing.
hey sorry if you felt me holding your hand in the middle of the night I was actually just checking if you had a pulse
Well for starters, her tits were hairy.
Just so you know my hand is still healing from where you drunkenly clawed me last Saturday
I just took the soggiest of beer shits and all i have to eat is shredded cheese and more beer. I need an adult.
We're not ready for visitors right now.
wtf? who's we?
The Royal We: Me, My Vag, and I.
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