is it bad that i shorted Freddie Mac immediatly after I heard about the CFO?
I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
ol I'll be okay, it's only a christmas party so the worst that could happen is I end up playing madden naked again
Right now im sitting at home and all i can think about is im eating calories and i should be out drinking them.
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Im at the zoo right now high out of my mind and feel as if the animals are watching me and Im the one in a cage.
make sure nobody uses the downstairs toilet. i like to have an unused toilet for the weekends. dont shit where you puke i always say.
Uh oh I Hage to dance yes, my feet are Whitney Houston
I believe some people would call last night an orgy.
Cant wait to drunkenly tell by kids that i banged their aunt katie in a weird threesome
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I only saw you for about 5 min, but you were rambling about how not even the whiskey could make you fight the skeleton guards.
some people spend their whole lives trying to find their soulmate. who knew mine was hiding in utah successfully balancing a pageant career and a coke habit.
Donating $10 to Sandy victims for every hurricane I drink tomorrow. Buying me alcohol just became a good cause.
She called his dick the colossus. I dont give a fuck if shes his wingman, I gotta see this natural wonder
He made a playlist to use during sex...that ended with The Ultimate Warrior's entrance music.
The only thing that makes a night with half a bottle of cheap vodka is the other half of that bottle of cheap vodka.
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