hook me up with the drugs dog keep up the good work
I wish I could teleport
You and your empty threats of no sex. Like.u.cud.hold.out.
i don't care what she did to you. we are not having sex in front of your sister.
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everyone knows he gets back in a week and after that i'm not sleeping around anymore. it's like i have a expiration date.
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
His appology was" look at it this way, at least you'll give better head without those teeth.'
Looks like a significant portion of my drinking money just became legal fees.
I hope he says my name when they're having anniversary sex this weekend.
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The cop told us he we helped him pass his monthly bong quota. He almost ran out of room on the hood of his car..
From what I can tell at a cursory glance, it seems that last night I fell asleep on string cheese and it melted into my bra.
We need a hype man... Like a DMX type dude to just up the ante constantly...
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
I think getting right with the Lord should involve more than me and a bottle of tequila.
Vodka for breakfast. With a side of Frankenberries. Don't judge me.
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