I was at the bar last night dancing, puking in a trash can, and ordering another drink all at the same time. Have I lost my dignity?
haha no as long as you did hook up with anybody after that.
... oops
what do you think about when you wanna get rid of a boner?
dying kittens.
Dude has a bag of wine attached to his belt. These guys don't fuck around.
come on don't hate me. your brother looks just like you its almost a complement that i had sex with him.
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Apparently I'm at the point in my life where I can wake up with a dick in my face and then go back to sleep
We are keeping it ultra classy drinking 40s and playing croquet with 90s rap blasting in the back ground
N.C. cops just used a megaphone to tell me I have a slutty outfit. My life is complete.
Beer bonging to Ave Maria
After we got done he told me to hold his penis because it helps him fall asleep
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Thanks for bringing me tea/a bucket. You have earned yourself a face touch.
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There is a special place in hell for people who only eat the center of the pot brownies.
I have a horrible feeling I left my dildo in the kitchen today after washing it. This is my life.
I was legit late to work one day Bc it took me so long to get a good nude
just said thank you to the lady who gave me a body search at the airport
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