Don't threaten to terrorize my ass hole unless you have to wherewithal to back it up
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
she broke up with me and one of her excuses was constant soreness... should I be sad or proud?
you woke me up just to tell me that I was beautiful in every way possible. Then you proceeded to fall asleep with your mouth on my boob.
Either he was jacking off or having a seizure next to me in bed. Either way, I was too lazy to help.
I literally saw him try to open a beer can with his anus. We need o step up our game.
You were on shrooms and "the trees are crazy green!" is all you could manage.
We found him in the neighbors shed using a bicycle as a blanket. We just left him there.
The worst decision I made last night was allowing myself to be duct taped to the ceiling
She looks like she smells of sausage, sunblock and sorrow.
N.C. cops just used a megaphone to tell me I have a slutty outfit. My life is complete.
I feel like she is getting all kinds of bacterial exposure that may otherwise have been avoided had she been wearing pants
It was so small.
Tiny. Got to love sexting. Imagine finding out the old fashioned way.
I went from looking for a bong to home decor in a 10 minute span. This is what being an adult is all about!
Blacked out and Irish exited last night. At dinner. On a Sunday.
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