Grow some girl-balls and come out already
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
Yeah he kicked my ass... He probably wouldnt have hit me as hard though if I wasnt lauging and yelling " I fucked your sister I fucked your sister" over and over again.
did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
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Learned a valuable life lesson last night. It's titled "Tequila: Still A Bad Idea".
My pubes were yanked out by the root when they got caught in the condom. I think it's time for a bikini wax.
he ate me out like 4 times and told me that my vagina "was too much fun".
Passed out mid cig in bed last night. Thank you cough for allowing me legal prescription hydrocodone.
So I found where you barfed in my house. Just wanted to let you know that my cat barfed on the kitchen floor in a show of solidarity
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So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
People spilled so much that there was a thin film of beer on the floor. You took a running start, screamed, "SLIP AND SLIDE!" and slid face first through the drywall.
Went to take a shower. Brought my wine, forgot my towel.
Just wore the promise ring dad gave me freshman year of high school as a fake wedding band while I bought a pregnancy test. I think it's safe to say that's not what he had in mind with that gift 14 years ago.
Tequila should only be paired with the finest of dick
thanks for supporting my whoreish tendencies
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