pissed the bed twice, first one side then rolled over , other side. boom.
her nipple to breast ratio was just odd
is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
the new apple iphone has a feature that can find itself if you lose it, apple is getting closer to making a phone completely drunkproof...
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My idea of sleeping together involves doing the Humpty Hump. Her idea of sleeping together focused more on being fully clothed on the opposite sides of a king sized bed.
You slept with a red coat way too close to independence day. It's just very unpatriotic.
The last thing I want is a chocolate mold of my cock competing with my real cock for time spent in your mouth
If I asked you to guess what I'm doing right now how many guesses would it take to get to really high eating an apple bumping techno
don't do it for the experience, do it for the story. now get your ass in that bedroom
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I need to find parents that want to take care of a grown adult. I'm sure there's a website out there for that. Like a sugar daddy but sugar parents.
The front camera on the 5S is SO much better. This is great development for my international sexting.
The only person more miserably hungover from the party is the dog, and that's because he ate some balloons
Step 1: Buy a house Step 2: Turn bedroom into sex dungeon
Clothing is a burden necessitated by propriety.
If only he'd realize the fondness I have for his genitals.
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