drink some water, pull the trigger, get a bfast sandwich. Only good things.
She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
I've come to the conclusion that if I was an old man, I would perve around in short gym shorts for kicks.
am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
if sarah has 12 dollars and spends 6 of it on cheap booze how much will she spend on hangover food the next morning?
4 on the dollar menu at mcdonalds
mom cant say that college never taught us math
I feel like im in a tornado of daylight savings, tequila and death
dude, when you're random girl from last night came down the stairs this morning she fell all the way down. I laughed. She just walked out. I hope shes ok. Tell her I give her a 10 for that landing though.
just saw 2 fat kids fight for the last slice of pizza. Litteraly fight. God Bless America
What can I say, he stumbled upon the key to my heart: orgasms and mac 'n cheese.
Alright we have to be drunk.before noon tomorrow. Its a new law i just got passed through congress. It goes into effect imediately
Na Im fine, just need to un-grow this vagina I've developed
All I do lately is eat steak, drink warm beer, watch porn, and avoid booty calls when I'm too lazy to take a shower. I think the apocalypse turned me into a dude.
I need to sleep so I can die properly tomorrow.
Dammit. the window insulation sheets are too small for my windows. Yet again I am disappointed by size
This sucks! All of the twenty something dick I was getting went home when the university closed
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