and then I told him he looked like the Gordon's Fisherman dude. I don't think he thought it was funny, because he 'forgot' to pay for my beer.
i'm as serious about my hair as jesse from full house.
that is uncle jesse to you, show some respect.
You're always adorable, but when you're drunk, you're like Chia Pet adorable.
Guy next to me at the plasma center is high and watching porn on his itouch. I am wayy to hung over for this level of poor.
I would not wish his dick upon my worst enemy
I will give you all my nachos to make this happen
For thanksgving we are only drinking wild turkey for the next 24hrs time to strap your balls back on and maybe a helmet
Ps we bought 8 pellet guns just now
She was rubbing her face on the carpet, she was high.
Maybe the problem is guy has to ask his wife if he can go out to lunch with his girlfriend for an hour...
Yeah, I fucked him. and the worst part is his name was Jesus. And nobody said it in Spanish. Just Jesus. There is no way I can avoid burning when I walk into a church from now on.
YOU DESERVE A GUY WITH A NORMAL DICK DONT SETTLE FOR ANYTHING LESS
Fell asleep on kitchen floor again, chicken nuggets everywhere.
All I remember is that I was trying to call my wolf pack by howling.
well, i found him passed out on a picnic table two miles away with a lit cig in his hand...he had a rough night
The thing about online classes is the prof can't tell this mug is full of beer.
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