I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
We were in the backseat and he was giggling uncontrolably. It felt like I was giving head to a 10 year old girl.
yeah, but the likliness of me finding my husband at a party where the facebook event is titled "NEW YEARS EVE SHIT SHOW" is highly unlikely
Nobody has ever asked me for my honest opinion on whether they needed anal bleaching before
I fingered her though her window because she couldn't leave
Did i actually sleep there? Or did i just get sand everywhere?
by the end of the night two people were passed out at the table, three on the couches, and one in the bathroom. it looked like someone pumped sleeping gas into the middle of a dinner party.
Mango bong: no go. Guava bong: sweet flaming buddha it was delicious. I shall teach you the ways of tropical fruit trees.
Dude I introduced the hot Russian girl to the hot Ukrainian girls. I am a UN ambassador
Sexual Frustration City, population: Me.
I just tried to give a picture of a dude a blowjob. through my computer screen. I was leaning forward with my mouth open and everything so WALK AWAY
I ate the crust off the pizza and left the rest in the box. Even I would hate me.
You don't understand. My ass is the color of eggplant.
Called my house today and my 10 year old brother answered and asked if I was still in jail
You texted me a picture of some random naked guy. Did you lose your virginity?
She could hold her breath for a long time. Best underwater blowjob ever.
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