I have a new suitor he got my # last nite... I was to tipsy to function! What was I thinking!! It's like u when u first met me
Don't worry I drank 7 more beers & brought home a guy that bit me at the bar.
want to meet me after class and possibly get arrested for indecent exposure?
Got paid to make out with a girl. It takes skill to be this drunk and still make money
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I got my eyebrow ring humped out. How is that even possible?
Spent the majority of my senior year drunk. Graduate of 2011, I think 2011. Probably.
Drunk Karaoke resulted in only 8 injuries this time, so there is some improvement.
There's no time frame.
For drinking wine out of the bottle and taking nyquil at 9 AM? There probably should be.
Like I thought me shitting my pants was bad today... Then the election happened.
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She's still mad at me for saying she looked pregnant and not getting her chicken nuggets.
She meowed at me. Repeatedly. Then she asked what was wrong with me because I didn't understand her.
Taking a walk while tripping face during Halloween time was a bad idea. I started crying bc I was so scared and hide in the parks playground.
You were in the back of the cop car and told the cop to ask me if I got laid. Youre a dedicated wingman.
uh why is my bathtub filled with kool aid? or is that blood?
Trying to decide if I'm relieved or disappointed that I didn't receive any fuck boi calls on nye
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