okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
What a tease, dude. She's giving me emotional blue balls.
I just made a friends list on fb of all the guys ive hooked up with. genius.
Canada: barely better than America at a sport they invented.
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
I wish we could tell the moving van to wait at the strip club for a while.
The bartender asked if I wanted a to-go cup for my crown and coke.....I just realized I'm back in Montana and fuck did I miss home.
her vagina just converted me to Judaism.
That was the #1 scariest moment in my life. I have full trust in you, I let you bite my penis for god sake.
Got a traffic ticket on the way home.. Literally cost me $171 to give him a blowjob. I swear the officer could smell the cum in my hair.
Good. Need a drinking partner later. FOR AMERICA!!!
You know I'm having a rough day when I'm curled up in the corner eating Spaghettios.
then a garbage truck rolls up to the club, they hop out, and walk right in like they own the place
How long do I have to listen to him talk about the chickens before telling him I just really want to fuck? Note: it's already been twelve minutes.
I think I left my thong in your bed. Careful. It has the power to destroy the agitator on a washing machine
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