how soon is too soon to introduce handcuffs into a relationship?
drugs are my only escape from this reality. good thing I got it at a discount price last night
The wedding was scheduled to start 5 min. ago. 20 people here so far, groomsmen in tees and jeans, catering by Costo. NO ONE OUR AGE IS READY FOR MARRIAGE!
Riding on an electric horse at the grocery store... dunno how that conversation went but I hope you picked up a 12 pack.
Life gets in the way of sexy Saturday sometimes
Sincerely would love to tap that, on a mountain with the wind blowing on your pubes .
SHE SITS THERE LIKE A DICK LIKE AN ACTUAL DICK JUST LIMP AND DUMB AND BLAH
I got pushed into some bald man in the pit and spent the next few minutes with my face against his head. Man I love ecstasy.
Can I write your parents a thank-you note for your huge dick?
YOU MAKE ANAL SEX SOUND LIKE A SPORTING EVENT
I don't think that calm, have their shit together people actually exist.
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
Most tragic bathtub-fart of all time. I am going to be late.
ok so you're 100% sure this time that he isn't your ex in disguise again?
Is it a bad thing when vodka doesn't taste like vodka anymore?
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