I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
chick flicks and taylor swift songs are like porn for desperate singles
I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
sex on the roof is not as easy as it sounds
She handed me a mouthguard and said "here, you're going to need this" that rough.
I watched her choke out a bouncer with the broken strap from her purse, I think shes the one.
Ended up at a lesbian bar and almost got stabbed in the eye with a dart. Weirdest bachelor party ever.
Just for future questioning, I didnt break up with you over text
I always forget that visiting my hometown is like a who's who of ugly people.
He just stared me dead in the eye as he continued to beat off. Then said "you were going to catch me sooner or later".
I was woken up in my old house by the new residents ... I don't even have a Key anymore
He showed up at 1:10AM covered in mud and vomit, wearing a headband that said victory in Japanese. I WANT PICS.
you tried to drunkinly do the backflip kick off of karate kid and broke the big screen
She is still drunk from the night before, sitting here eating KFC mashed potatoes and drinking Arbor Mist before Anatomy lab.
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