just witnessed a squirrel raping another squirrel. i couldn't look away.
she looked like the bat from fern gully.
eating raw peppers to burn the taste of semen out of my mouth
I've had enough of this chick, she wanted to cuddle after giving me a handjob. I feel like I'm in junior high
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Word to the wise: do not smoke before going grocery shopping with only 12 bucks. So stressful.
Also, did that cop draw hearts on everyone's hands last night?
130 PACKAGES of glow sticks! The going rate of a rave is $38.30! GET READY FOR THE GLORGY!!!!!!!!!!!!
Its a good night to get drunk in my onesie.
I pissed myself at the bar so I threw away my wet underwear and kept partying... you act you've never done that before
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
She is sending me pics of her sex faces...which totally counts as sexting in my book
So by "wait for me" do you think he meant "Don't have sex with random dentists?"
Conference sex doesn't count if the dentist doesn't know your name.
You are cut off. Your giant penis and crazy awesome sex is ruining my body...
All I can taste is Pickle Juice and Cocaine.
My life just got so pathetic that I volunteered to work a double on my day off because its saturday and I have nothing else planned
R.I.P my virginity. TOD 12:37pm
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