We were making out in the bushes when some dude comes and starts peeing beside us.
Training to be a housewife: cleaning the house and masturbating while cookies are in the oven.
He managed to completely creep out every girl I was with last night. It was almost inspiring how efficient it was.
I wonder what blackout Alex would think of her?
probably "functioning vagina, must touch"
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He was so good, that I'm pretty sure he fucked his religion into me. P.S. I'm Jewish now.
My head feels like a nest made of hair and cum
I just walked in on my sixteen year old sister soaking her tampon in vodka. I go to Berkeley. And they think she's the good daughter.
he's the second guy to suck on my nipple in front of my friends that i haven't made out with.
she said she wouldn't go home with me until she looked up my name in her sex offender app. do i really give off that vibe?
Yeah. It's not just the beard either.
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He stopped me mid-blow job to say that his new year's resolution was to stop hooking up. MID FUCKING BLOW JOB.
Like I’ve seen him completely trashed and I’ve also seen him rip shirtsleeves off with his teeth and I can’t tell if I’m intrigued or not
I heard Enya coming from steve’s room. I am too high to handle this sudden depth of character
So I FINALLY get to start out a story, "So there I was, naked except for a toboggan hat and handcuffs..."
Just woke up beside some twink in a kilt.. how is your sunday going
I forgot to bring soap and all I could find here was body wash. It's like bathing with laundry detergent.
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