id be glad to
There is no point in being painfully greyhound thin if you are then going to dress like it's raining in 1992.
birthday sex, birthday sex, birthday sex
I'm on my period, period, period
I didn't want to talk to him so I just started telling him how important Jesus was to me
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I just used my thong as a hair tie. I think I reached my limit.
I just miserably failed my own drug test. At least I know what a positive will look like when I give them to the employees tomorrow.
He's bringing condoms over for me in case we "bone".... the fact he calls it boning is not a great start.
I just woke up from quarter beer tuesdays wearing 3 pairs of underwear, none of which are the ones I left wearing...2 Around my waist and one around my shoulder in an attempt at a bra. At least drunk me tries to be decent?
You are a magnificent human being. I love you from head to toe. This wine is DELICIOUS.
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I have a gay crossdressing neighbor that's dresses up as a slutty pirate. 6 beers from now I would have hit on him. I hate halloween.
I partied with 2 slutty ninja turtles from Sweden last night, I Love Halloween.
Is it too soon for me to wonder what sex with him would be like?
There's a super pregnant woman here complaining about back pain. I better not see a live birth in the hair care aisle
I gave him head during Pitch Perfect 2, I felt like the Bella's were cheering me on with their back up tunes
I have no reason to put on pants anymore. This is my new reality.
Well Jon got a DUI sleeping in the back seat so I thought the trunk was safer. BUT WHO CARES WHY JUSE PLEASE COME LET ME OUT!
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