I fink we're distracting them from bumping the proverbial uglies
he literally just asked me which v neck he should wear tomorrow.
so was this before or after i puked down the ice luge?
Woke up wearing just a scarf, the holidays are definetly here
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he referred to my room as the tit cave...
I woke up naked on the bathroom floor. the tile grout marks on my boobs hurt, i mananged to use a roll toilet paper as a pillow. never again. did we eat salad?
If I had KNOWN you and mom were coming to visit, I wouldn't have passed out in the frat. This is why I hate surprises.
There's a certain level of slut that i can handle.... I think she just broke that scale
I doubt were getting our security deposit back... the toilet just fell off the wall
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Dude.. full face helmets and hangovers do not mix... I am never going to get rid of the smell of puke.
This storm betta not fuck with taco tuesday
Pretty sure I'm going to hell because of our friendship
Last one there wins
Im glad the only reason we got out of bed today was to get Halloween candy on sale.
I wish everyone could suck his dick. It was an honor.
You kept licking me last night.... and said I tasted like jello. Next time, lay off the jello shots, okay?
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