She'll never know what hit her
I dunno. Girls tend to recognize ball-to-chin contact.
He gave his mom his old phone, and I am SO paranoid
Did you send adult things?
Um. Yes would be the understatement of the year
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
I have a deodorant stick dedicated to my balls.
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she demanded that I make her breakfast too so im in the bathroom cooking bacon with her straightener
Yeah, I think they knew. I smelled like that telltale combination of strippers and Easter.
Yeah.. he went to Tebow in the middle of the crosswalk and got hit by a cab... The yellow ones really don't stop
Lights are FLASHING. This just got REAL. CAPTALIZATION.
I thought he put a fake swan in my yard, but no, he put a real life swan in my yard
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I put a bagel at the end of my bed so every time I want a bite I have to do a sit up
He said he's in to distance fucking. I thought he just mean long durations. We fucked on a towel all the way down his tile hallway accross his kitchen and into the living room
For whatever reason, whenever she's drunk off Crown, all she wants to do is jerk me off with her feet.
I 100% barfed while bumping the DMX remix of reading rainbow
I woke up saran wrapped to a chair....
Showed up to pick her up in my boxers. Lets just say im 2 for 2 with this new idea
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