doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
So i just found out i replied to my room mates craigslist ad. Akward
Found my new morning breakfast spot. Hospital cafeteria. Nobody asks questions, they just assume shit went downnn
he legitimately fell asleep standing up at the club. everyone was impressed
At what point in time did you think it was ok to jizz in my hair while I slept??
Around the time you told me my brothers dick was bigger.
I just met the neighbor hes a self proclaimed coke dealer/ softporn producer.
Next time, showing us his dick should be his entry fee into your house.
I found what appears to be half an E pill and part of a tooth in my pocket this morning
I feel like somebody took my brain out. Stomped on it with cleats. And then put it back together with a glue stick. Thank you.
only i would grind with someone to harp music at a gay wedding
Congratulations, you've begun to unfuck your life.
I'm at a restaurant. I am NOT about to discuss my asshole over the phone.
I feel as if I need Plan B just being in the same room as them for more than 5 minutes.
Probably gonna run and pray I throw up. Then go get a coffee/bagel & continue to rally
Currently rolling a blunt in the bathroom of Planned Parenthood
Randomize
