at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
Alcohol only hurts me because he loves me.
I've done unspeakable things to your penis. I have every right to give it a name.
She swung at the pinata with crutches
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Some Russian dude just came up to us and I'm pretty sure he offered his girlfriend to have sex for 80 bucks. Whoever said porn movies were unrealistic.
You were carrying around a milk crate, randomly putting it down calling out 'praise be to the milk gods' and making people pray to it.
I am stoned and listening to the Olympics music I downloaded on Saturday. Best 6 dollars I have ever spent.
Your stoned with a 2 year old in the room....and that makes you want to have babies?!
Can I send you a picture of my penis? I feel like it looks really good right now and I need someone to share it with
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IM TRYING TO BE RESPONSIBLE AND ALL I WANT TO DO IS FUNNEL CHEAP BEER AND SCREAM ABOUT HOW MUCH I LOVE OUR NATION
In case you were wondering, yes I did just watch the Katy Perry movie alone on a Saturday night. I'm so alone it makes a noise.
I just jerked him off with one hand while holding my wine glass with the other and watching Congo. I feel like this was a preview to my married life...
Drunk me commented on almost all of her pictures. My favorite one is titled "be as the sea". My comment is "cold, rough, large and letting anyone come inside you. you accomplished." Guessing I'm not invited to the party anymore.
Ok sry I left that ambiguous......did you want contact solution or fellatio?
I'm trying to secure Christmas dick. Idgaf if he has strep or not.
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