I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Soap is not a condiment
Apparently mid blow job I started crying telling her how "Wonderful this blow job is"
if you do not get any action from him tonight, I am personally walking my drunk ass over there grabbing his tongue and sticking it in your mouth. this is getting ridiculous
I can handle NPR. I speak hippie. I took it in college.
He told me he finished so fast because he's a sprinter. I hate athletes who are really just pussies.
Like. There is beer on the other side of that door and 6 yards in. If he's not back in 20 minutes to let me in, I am using this tree as a battering ram.
She frightens me and turns me on at the same time. She's a keeper
Restraining order pending?
strip vodka pong is never a good idea. I saw into his colon when he picked up the ball off the floor
Come back. Shots need mouths.
I have a hook up buddy in Abiquiu. He lives next to a Chipotle; that's the only reason I see him.
It was extremely weird and uncomfortable mid blow job she looks up and says " tell me Simon Cowell makes your dick hard"
I'm about to do something based solely on the fact that a fortune cookie told me to. This may not end well.
I'm a teacher who's always telling kids about the importance of due diligence, yet I'm eating an avocado out of a coffee filter because I'm too lazy to wash dishes
Hi I love you will you be up for a while!
That exclamation point was a drunk decision
Randomize
