just found out this city drinks more beer during oktoberfest than rhode island does in a year.. i'm never leaving
I cannot believe I said bareback movement...
He's more than prepared to help us move. Dude brought sunscreen, cans of Coke, and Captain Morgan.
by the way- Brandy out of a doggy bowl was AMAZING
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Just missed the last train for another 5 hours. There are balls in or around the mouth of my life.
I should know better than to trust a man I've seen cry on multiple occasions to give me accurate sports information.
He walked away from the girl that just blew him to hook up with another girl, and when she got pissed he just turned around and screamed, "SHE IS LIKE 10X HOTTER THAN YOU!" Then she went on an angry dick sucking rampage. There were 4 victims.
I'm taking ecstasy it's gonna be that kind of Vegas trip
I just remembered you petting my nose last night to help the cocaine 'sink in'. I don't think that's how it works
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YOU BROUGHT HANDCUFFS TO THE WHITE ELEPHANT EXCHANGE AND DIDN'T TELL ME???
BUT I'M ALSO ONLY IN IT FOR SEX AND HE CAN'T EVEN GET THAT PART RIGHT.LIKE LITERALLY ALL HE HAS TO DO IS DICK ME DOWN AND BE A DECENT HUMAN BEING IS THAT SO HARD TO ASK?!
Dude, they hit that lizard part of my brain that tells me to fuck people.
Preach sister.
Considering what happened last night and how horrible I feel, I look amazing
I woke up and there is a small Irish man playing call of duty in my room. Discuss.
ill let you put your finger in a lot of things. but a ring is not one of them.
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