if we break up, who will get the dealer?
dont worry about it. i always have emergency bong water with me
well, someone with very low standards is getting their dick sucked
She said that I needed to "pregame her so it can slip right in."
This is so pathetic it makes me miss snorting lines alone in my room listening to 'one more drink'.
I dunno, but she kept buying me shots and asking me to go places with her. oh btw we're signed up to go bungee jumping Saturday
The last thing I remembered was laying in the bathtub fully clothed with the shower running while he was picking grilled cheese out of my hair. I couldn't figure out if i was more upset about being soaking wet or the fact that my grilled cheese was in my hair instead of my mouth.
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
I LOVE YOU NO MATTER HOW MANY BALLS YOUVE SUCKED
Actually I more feel like I'm on a ship about to grab the holy grail off an island
The ship is me being high the holy grail is some profound idea I'm about to have
Get drunk. Masturbate to his picture. Fall asleep. Repeat. Fuck summer.
I'm getting a collar when he gets back in to town! That's like the bdsm equivalent of getting his class ring!
i just told him to get ready, because I'm going to be taking out my anger over the Super Bowl out on his penis.
I fell into the fireplace. That is a pretty good sign to stop drinking fireball
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