i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
All drunkenness aside, confirm u are alive
My boogers are black from last night. So that's either from all the colored hairspray or inhaling all of the tragedy from the party...
I'm taking last night back. It officially didn't happen. Tell your friends.
Then we all started singing, "Our house, in the middle of the street. Our house, fucks a lot of freshman meat". It was magical.
I may still return these pants. Depends how much they smell like alcohol by tmrw morning. I've already spilled once.
She kept looking at me and saying "you are the scary high".
The stoned girl at the dining hall just handed me a single chicken wing and insisted that she's "unable to procure more rations"
If you want it you better put a ring on it. And by ring I mean one of my three favorite pies.
Did we seriously just get into a fist fight over kit kats?
All I remember is grabbing a random guys dick at the bar and him just saying thank you and us taking a shot together
But for real though. That weed tastes like the jolly laughter of Santa Claus.
What even was the context for that. All I have written down is "I would vote for President SnakeJaw."
How dare you not respond to me after opening up a picture of my bare breasts
how early is too early to start drinking over the gilmore girls revival
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