your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
Having sex with her is like doing taxes, Happens once a year and I usually end up paying.
That's why she's the girl with her life together and you're the girl with the penis drawn on your car.
You went from loaded cattleman, to football player, to better football player, to art major from Missouri. Your future was looking so good for a while.
he doesn't drink and he's an emt - he'll be our dd for nye in exchange for a threesome tomorrow afternoon.
Judging by the hole in the wall by the door, the mis-matched shoes by the door, and the door hanging off one hinge... i'd say he's on the loose.
I poured myself a glass of chocolate chips at some point during the evening.
Just please never masturbate in my bed again. I'm burning my sheets as I write this.
Dude so coolest charity idea ever, think aids walk but instead of miles you drink beers oh the possibilities
Dropping the entire last roll of TP into the toilet is a hurt you don't want to know.
Ohmygod. I don't know if I can explain how great it'll be. I hope you don't mind Subaru sex
My boyfriend told me that I said I wanted to "feast on her vagina"... Glad I don't remember.
What. The. Fuck.
You'll have to be more specific. I do a lot of "what the fuck" kind of stuff
He's the one named Andrew. In his profile picture he is the one on the right in the monkey costume.
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