is it bad that the only reason i knew what antidote meant in class today, was from years of playing pokemon?
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
its 4:30 pm. In the mall. Just threw up into my hands. I love Vegas and Vegas loves me
I told her I'd give her some of the cream I was using so she didn't get my warts. That's when I realized I was too drunk.
I think it's a friendship ring and the other part is on his cats collar
she walked out and i tried to get her to come back but i couldn't remember her name so i just whistled... future reference: that doesn't work
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
So the guy who is making our IDs is in jail now for attempted murder, with no bail...
So no fakes?
This is true. I'm still having Jess write "no drugs" on my left hand and "except weed" on my right hand
You stared at the ground for like 20 minutes willing yourself to get sober
Hey, I'm off work. Wanna take a metric fuckton of adderall, possibly get daydrunk, and get my hair cut?
I saved a note for myself but all it said was "am I a slutty Holden Caulfield?"
Sorry I told all the other bridesmaids you were an asshole. I had had a few drinks and it's how I felt at the time.
I mean I did fuck her boyfriend, the least I could do is post happy birthday on her Facebook wall.
I have to start drinking water I have a drug test to fail at 1:40
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