ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
so my aunt is sitting on the couch, eating a brownie and watching the biggest loser saying how it's not that hard to eat healthy
man i love america
She is sleeping in a dress because she's too drunk to put "real clothes" on
You know what is really helpful - when the two guys you want to fuck stand next to each other. Stay tuned for who wins
i dont even feel safe using a push mower...that hungover
She poured a bottle of rum in the champagne fountain, did like 5 jello shots at the same time, then lit herself on fire. Twice. This is how everyone should turn 21.
Is it wrong that I want to take the baby bump in her facebook pictures as "meal-ticket"?
I kinda wanna eat your hands right now.
Put down the everclear and go to bed.
Basically, I'm sure one day I'll look back on this part of my life and be ashamed....
Dude, get out of Andrea's vagina and call me back
Let's try finding a bar where there aren't people who want to hang me from a tree by my nutsack
Same I threw up in 3 different cities already today
Tis the season to play Pocahontas! (AKA: Eat a bunch of acid and run around the yard barefoot, the first person to see the colors of the wind, wins!)
Also I just took the BEST ass selfie of my adult life.... it's gonna be a good day haha
I am a bad person
You slept with him. Was it good?
I wasnt going to but I was too lazy to blow up the air mattress
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