Yeah I gave the girl a dirty look. And only a three dollar tip.
y did u give ur computer a hand job?
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
His drunken night ended with a "car accident" which really meant he was stuck in a toy car and pushed down the steps.
Sitting next to a girl in the computer cluster who just googled syphilis symtoms, started crying & got up and left. My life suddenly seems better.
im sitting in the back of my pickup eating an artichoke. please come find me, im scared.
that was a mass text, wasnt it?
sooo... you have no idea who nailed their tubesocks to my wall?
Hurricane my ass. I'm riding a god damn kayak down the flooded highway if it's the last god damn thing I do, god damnit.
All right cuz right now I'm in one of those moods where the shear thought of doing anything more strenuous than making a sandwich has me wanting to curl up in the feeble position and splash around in a puddle of my own tears.
Claiming territory at this party means signing a girls ass...I've got dibs on a blonde
he just hooked up with some chick in a bedroom upstairs so I just went to sleep in the pantry closet...
Actually let's just focus our energy on not getting committed to a psych ward.
I just took three of the most beautiful hits of my life. As elegant and smooth and delicate and graceful as figure skating
Nah it's alright, I'll just ride cock all the way to hell
I just used a coke ridden $20 bill to buy Girl Scout cookies
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