It looked like if robin williams had a vagina
If Jimminey Cricket were here with me he would be so disappointed.
Tomorrow will not be complet unless someone eats me out. Just sayin
Why's my alcoholism being used to prove a point?
Voted patient of the month again at the urgent care. I need to rethink my life choices.
Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.
I have a new favorite bar game. It's called, get dressed up and go drinking alone then make up random stories of why you are alone to look less like an alc
Dude. The only thing that I use less than my dick is my tennis racket. We need to play.
Dude imagine how many pictures of dicks Obama gets. That can't be unusual. Almost every kids in the US has written the president a letter.
How are you not embarrassed to know me. I'm a mess right now. I'm a walking, talking tornado of embarrassment
the best part of christmas was when my mom opened the handcuffs that were supposed to be for jen. Surprisingly, not the most awkward situation of the day.
Sangria Flip Cup was probably one of our worse drunken decisions
I have never encountered a chode in the wild
I hope you know, that by sending me a cat meme back, you've entered in a cat picture battle; which never has an end in sight.
The duel has begun.
I'm declaring this weekend Captain Morgan weekend
You declare every weekend Captain Morgan weekend...
You just don't understand... :'(
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