Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
That taco smell coming from your belly button was a huge turnoff
do we own a ladder
We do not.
then how am i on the roof
I literally walked into the toilet, looked at my reflection, said "alcohol" and went back to bed...
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I made that picture of you my lock screen. So I've just been standing around at work licking my phone all day.
Rule #61 of being a lady: never get fingered by a finger with a knuckle tattoo
so when he he finally wandered back into the room it was with a pound of cream cheese which he ate in 5 minutes flat and then passed out
She actually purred while I was balls deep in her! I have never been so proud to buy plan b at 6:30 in the morning.
I knew he was a classy dude because when I told him my name was Jen he said "Gin? Like Gin & Juice?"
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Have you ever tried to have sex with a fairy? My penis is literally bigger than her.
I feel like I hate him but his dick too bomb to hate completely
Just had an orgasim to the Star Spangled Banner so.. it was all worth it.
I just watched someone put a diaper on a cat..I'm to high for this.
just realized we fucked to the ultimate disney playlist last night. hakuna matata.
I successfully cockblocked 5 people in one night. I wasnt getting any, why should they.
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