I feel like I'm in dance class right now
Hey, It's Lauren. i wanted to talk to you tonight. I like you, as you know because kyle told you. I was wondering if you liked me too?
Are you in the third fucking grade? Check yes or no.
Dude you just kept yelling "She was my first asain!" right in front of her.
I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
So you really shouldn't go around telling people you're fireproof
On my arm I have 12 dashes, and below is written "plus 2 pretty stout whiskey drinks, so, you be the judge"
i just had to google what happens if your dog eats your nuva ring
Breakfast tacos?
YOU ARE A FOUNTAIN OF GREAT IDEAS
The entire defensive line took care if me when I passed out. One of them even held my hair when I puked and the other carried me upstairs to bed. God I love football so much more now
if girls can go out in miniskirts and reveal their thongs, I should be able to wear a sheer dress with boyshorts with the word love bedazzled on my ass.
This is why you're my favorite.
I've counted 3,503 loops of fabric on my carpet so far. FUCK YOU ACID!!!
I ended up at home with a random bird sculpture and flowers
I wish I could have a tequila IV with me all the time. Intravenous tequila intoxication.
I remember grabbing your ass. So firm. So right. I don't regret it.
If I died tonight, I'd be content knowing you were the last person to see my boobs.
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