Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
so I guess it's not okay to mix vodka and ..everything and then proceed to offer a lap dance to ...everyone.
She told me that she had to rub her face against me because she was part cat.
while fucking on the counter the whip cream was conveniently right next to us. i love thanksgiving
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
i had to do the walk of shame dressed as a leprechaun. I have never been more proud of my irish roots.
I have to keep checking she's breathing. This is why we don't drink on Sundays
You fuck like a mechanic. That is the universe telling you that is your true calling. Take this as a sign.
Dude, please wake him up, there are pills all over the floor and hes the only one who knows which ones to take simultaneously.
all i know is there's a picture on my phone of him wearing my purple sweatpants and licking the bottom of my foot.
How bout we save the 40s for when we FINISH the project this time..
My dad is sitting where you rode me
Well when we Get drunk it gets rowdy. We could always attempt self-control. But historically and statistically speaking, we fail at that.
Randomize
