yeah for some reason your penis didn't fit in my mouth the other day
I don't know at least half of his name. I have officially become a statistic.
Waking and baking in my bathtub. In a giant sweater. And no pants. This is going to be the best 420 ever.
we've got reservations. ask for the eat a bag of dicks table
She puked her nose ring out of her face.
You screamed "there will be blood" and punched some random guy in the face. So no, we can't go back to that bar.
they have a video of him in his boxers making a snow angel in the hallway is his own vomit and coca cola.
How was the birthday sex?
Shit got outta hand. Honestly I think even my STDs have STDs.
There should be a rule. If your dick is under 6 inches, you are not allowed to dress as Thor.
Just tapped my penis on the head and said "this will be your year buddy."
I'm turning into an adult here.
Adults touch each other's special zones.
honestly my period and I are just as surprised to see each other every month
There's nothing like when u really click with a stripper
summer in europe = liver of steel
I accept that challenge.
wheres my face? and why is my pocket so big?
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