I just broke up with my girlfriend lets go find strippers that need rent money.
he just asked me if he could show me what he wanted to do to me using his action figures. where do i find these freaks?
Apparently, there is a horrible ghonorrea out break at our school. Woo! What a way for Loyola to welcome us back.
i should do something illegal before my birthday. as of thursday im old enough to go to jail.
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My grandmother cheats at beer pong and has been rubbing her tainted victory in my face for an hour now.
all my mom knows is what I put on facebook. So... I mean... She knows we drink a lot.
Sorry I need more motivation then McDonalds and mojitos.
Dammit labor day drinking cancelled due to 3 inch long table saw cut to palm
And by "schedule" I meant crumbled up liquor store receipt, that I wrote shit on.
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He started humming whilst eating me out. At first it was weird, but my new motto is now don't knock it before you've cum from it
Had sex with one of the guys from Ireland. Celebrating st pattys early.
I refuse to believe this is a lapse in my dick hunting skills. It's gotta be the gods playing a game.
Make sure you wash your hands. That seagull you threw was very sick.
Should I wear my "kiss me I'm highrish" shirt for my drug screen today?
You use your abs way more than I realized. Btw multiple orgasms is the best thing I've ever discovered.
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