Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
You finger a girl once and she thinks she loves you. I'm going back to boys. Lesbians are needy.
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
God dammit, you have a cape and I don't even have a fucking jacket.
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she carries around a jar of peanut butter. "just in case".
there is beer in every square inch of this apartment and he hasn't even lived in it for 24 hours. we're playing some game that involves slamming beer, beer pong and smacking people's cups out of their hands.
there COULD be a gas leak in our house... proceeding to smoke with extreme caution...
I just put my hair into this ponytail & it looks hideous & really cool at the same time. I am dedicating it to the hangover I have
So I have to masturbate in a hospital. I wonder what kind of porn they have.
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I feel like my dick pic collection should be archived at the Smithsonian
My lease is up and I've been thinking, it's only fair that the guys I've fucked in this apartment in the past year help me move. They enjoyed the bed, now help me move it.
Come on in. I'm butt naked, in the kitchen, eating ice pops
totally just bought a bottle of gin with nothing but change
don't ever let anyone tell you that youre not 100% class
I just tried to dye my pubic hair teal for her
Almost gave myself a concussion stealing a stuffed unicorn hanging on a street sign but hey I got home safe
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